Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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