- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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