- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Cheese

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

You should read the Terms of Service.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Dwight Howard

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

I woke up today

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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