Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What would Muhammed do?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Llamaworm

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

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