What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

a skinny sumo wrestler

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Uh... What was emulating again?

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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