- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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