What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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