- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Do u take sugar?

You bumder!

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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