- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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