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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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