- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

123 f*ck off

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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