I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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I like your hair

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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