haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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What fires shots? A gun

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Terry has ebola

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Ehh

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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