There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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