How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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