Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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The WNBA

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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