- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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