- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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