- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Women can vote? wtf

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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