- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

what are three short words? i a am

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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