Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

I C U P White stuff

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Uh... What was emulating again?

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

why did the zebra cross the road?

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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