- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

women's rights

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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