"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Who invented apple? God

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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