What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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