- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Your sex life.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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