- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

No soap radio

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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