- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

were you expecting a joke

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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