Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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