roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Dwarf Shortage

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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