- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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