Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Do the roar!

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What is the name of the car? What

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Gay republicans

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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