- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Barack Obama plays basketball

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??