- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Kyle grund parker coffey

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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