- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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