Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Girls soccer

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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