Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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