You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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I am very humble.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Obama = ebola

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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