How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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