Who's Juan? DIS ONE

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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