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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Roses are red.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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