- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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