What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Do u take sugar?

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Choir.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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