Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Im gay What about you

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

im @ work, LOL.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Kyle grund parker coffey

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

LOL

What is funnier than 24 69

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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