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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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