Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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