Rylan Clark

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Maths.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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