- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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