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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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