- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

My dad

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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