- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

chinga tue madre Ryan

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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