why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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