You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

your life

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Nuneaton..

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Liverpool City Football Club

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Women's Soccer.

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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