- Anti Joke

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)