How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

A storm be brewin!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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