1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Nuneaton..

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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your life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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