- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Neither did she.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Jack Stevens

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