Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Black people having a Job.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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