- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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