How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

A man penetrates another man.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

My Butthole.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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