- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

FUCK THE JEWS

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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