Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Obamacare

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Pickles are powerful

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Death by kayak

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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