- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

I have read the terms and conditions

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Jewwy Jewstein

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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