- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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