- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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