What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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