Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

your face

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Anti Joke

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