That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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