Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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