- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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