What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

I like that, but why am I happy?

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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