Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

no

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I'm homeless.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Anti Joke

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