Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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