- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

charlie sheen

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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