- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

women's rights

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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