- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Will nearis is here! Get it

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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