- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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