- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Kefka > Sephiroth

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

AIDS.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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