- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Asian women drivers...

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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