How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did jim all I over? He dies

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Indians

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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