how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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roy g biv

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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