Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

poopy is poopy

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Ian's mind Elevator music

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Rush Limbaugh

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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